Handcrafted from blood, sweat and pubes. Deep in the Waitaks and away from the prying eyes of Johnny Law, Stan set about combining the finest malted barley, hops and water siphoned straight from the Nihotupu Dam. Now solitude will do funny things to a man and in a fit of true pioneering spirit, Stan strained the finished brew through possum fur before blessing it with a sprinkling of his own ginger beard and wirey pubes. The result is a taste and experience like none other: Stanley Bung, Premium Quality Pale Ale.